A State Trooper pulled over an 87-year-old woman for missing fenders. As he checked her driver’s license, he was surprised to see a concealed carry permit attached. Taken aback, he asked if she had a gun on her. In her crackly voice, she said she had a .45 automatic in the glove compartment. The trooper, curious, asked if she had any other weapons. She nodded and mentioned a 9mm Glock in her center console. Shocked, he asked if that was all. She lifted her purse and said, “Well, I’ve got a .38 special in here too.”
The astonished trooper smirked and asked, “What are you afraid of?” The old lady grinned and replied, “Not a damn thing.”