The official idiot driver thread

[Zorba]

FIFY!

Ya know, just once, just ONCE, I want to be able to press that big red button on the dash and hear that soft, synthesized female voice say: "Target acquisition in progress..." "Target acquired..." "Missile launch..." "Target destroyed."

Just once. I promise I won't use it until I encounter that asshole that REALLY deserves it! Is that too much to ask for?

 

[KennethS]

Ya know, just once, just ONCE, I want to be able to press that big red button on the dash and hear that soft, synthesized female voice say: "Target acquisition in progress..." "Target acquired..." "Missile launch..." "Target destroyed."

Just once. I promise I won't use it until I encounter that asshole that REALLY deserves it! Is that too much to ask for?

I can hear that voice as I'm reading the words!

 

[Apparition]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1997007783435108670

 

[Viking Jeeper]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1997007783435108670

So someone filmed that on a handheld camera and the dudes phone is stuck to the dash.

 

[Apparition]

So someone filmed that on a handheld camera and the dudes phone is stuck to the dash.

Maybe they had this

 

[chili_pepper]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1997007783435108670

I'd like to think that guy fully shit himself. For real.

 

[Apparition]

I'd like to think that guy fully shit himself. For real.

The jeep accelerated better than expected too.

 

[Viking Jeeper]

If he was filming it was because he had been fucking with the guy behind him. He was ready for it. For the record: brake checking is about the STUPIDEST thing a driver can do.

 

[joe98tj]

I saw that video earlier today and the caption stated the driver had RayBan smart glasses on which recorded the accident.

 

[Apparition]

I saw that video earlier today and the caption stated the driver had RayBan smart glasses on which recorded the accident.

It recorded him speeding up to fuck with the asshole who thought he was enough of an asshole to pass using the shoulder.

Unfortunately the assholes did not collide.

 

[KennethS]

Do people really drive around with all that shit on the dash?

 

[B1Toad]

Do people really drive around with all that shit on the dash?

I saw for the first time a Jeep today parked at the mall with a whole dashboard covered with them.