We need to do a roll call for our Floridians
https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-man-70-allegedly-peed-232145429.html
Florida Man, 70, Allegedly Peed on Over $10,000 Worth of Food at a Sam's Club. Then, He Relaxed on Store Patio Furniture
Patrick Francis Mitchell allegedly urinated on 188 cans of Vienna sausage and 345 cans of Spam
188 cans of Vienna sausage and 345 cans of Spam costs 10 grand? No way
