Eli's soccer season ended yesterday with another win. They went up against a team that slaughtered them at their last meeting. Yesterday was a different story. They pushed that team all over the field and handed them their only loss and it was also a shut out. The game was rough and Eli had recently started using his bulk against the opposing players. He doesn't go looking to hurt anybody but no one is going to try to intimidate him and get away with it.
One kid from the other team who may have come up to Eli's neck and weighed 90 lbs, tried to trip Eli up and failed miserably. He got sat on his ass right in front of us...and called Eli a MOFO in Spanish. The line ref was in front of us, too, and heard it. He called the kid out, but the kid wasn't having it and charged Eli. Eli used his Tae Kwan Do black belt stuff and gave the kid a much needed attitude adjustment. The kid got a red card and ejected. You could hear the kids' coach ripping his ass from across the field. Eli got a yellow card and his teammates cheered him.
Our SIL told the ref that E has the 2nd degree black belt and has competed in South Korea. The ref looked impressed and said that it was probably in the other kids' best interest that he got the red card.
I know enough Spanish to get me in trouble and called the kid a pendejo under my breath.