Human nature is a mystery.
Another driving into work tale.
About 13 of my 15 mile commute is a busy multi-lane road, the first half is two lanes in each direction and the second half widens to three in each direction.
I specifically occupy the far right lane to stay out of everyone's way that wants to go faster.
Every day is like Groundhog Day, as soon as I make my left out onto this road there is someone glued to my bumper as I head directly for the right lane, having been stuck behind me for 2 minutes on the one lane road we turned from they're usually furious, and they typically either immediately jump into the left lane or stay behind me for 1-2 seconds before they realize my foot isn't through the floor, then they move into the left lane, as they should, and disappear in moments.
This morning, we'll call him numbnuts, follows the above protocol however he remains up my ass & won't move left. Now, the speed limit is 45mph the entire 13 mile stretch. I generally hover around 50 or even 55, but I'm not doing 70+ like the left lane crowd.
For nearly the entire length this morning numbnuts vacillated between hanging back about 10 car lengths behind me & intermittently flooring it to the point where it looked like he was going to hit me & slowed just as he was about 2 feet behind me.
Over, and over, and over.
There was almost no one in the left lane most of the way, he had no less than 300 chances to migrate over and be on his way, but he seemed more interested in trying to make me go faster.
When we got to the point where the road widened to 3 lanes I remained in the center lane thinking now he has 2 options, he can pass on either side. Thinking perhaps his level of retardedness is so advanced he's unaware what the left lane is for, or perhaps he's fearful of passing on the left? I have no fucking idea but for most of the rest of the way he remained glued to my ass, and about 2 miles before I got to my office he finally swerved into the right lane & blew past me.
I'll never understand people.
Then, when I get to the office I'm treated to this display of female parking prowess, and yea I know it's a woman because there's an all woman exercise class that takes place a few doors down from me every Tuesday and Thursday
That's my Subie where I initially parked next to her but then thought the better of it & moved forward across the lot, God knows what this dipshit is capable of when she leaves
Another driving into work tale.
About 13 of my 15 mile commute is a busy multi-lane road, the first half is two lanes in each direction and the second half widens to three in each direction.
I specifically occupy the far right lane to stay out of everyone's way that wants to go faster.
Every day is like Groundhog Day, as soon as I make my left out onto this road there is someone glued to my bumper as I head directly for the right lane, having been stuck behind me for 2 minutes on the one lane road we turned from they're usually furious, and they typically either immediately jump into the left lane or stay behind me for 1-2 seconds before they realize my foot isn't through the floor, then they move into the left lane, as they should, and disappear in moments.
This morning, we'll call him numbnuts, follows the above protocol however he remains up my ass & won't move left. Now, the speed limit is 45mph the entire 13 mile stretch. I generally hover around 50 or even 55, but I'm not doing 70+ like the left lane crowd.
For nearly the entire length this morning numbnuts vacillated between hanging back about 10 car lengths behind me & intermittently flooring it to the point where it looked like he was going to hit me & slowed just as he was about 2 feet behind me.
Over, and over, and over.
There was almost no one in the left lane most of the way, he had no less than 300 chances to migrate over and be on his way, but he seemed more interested in trying to make me go faster.
When we got to the point where the road widened to 3 lanes I remained in the center lane thinking now he has 2 options, he can pass on either side. Thinking perhaps his level of retardedness is so advanced he's unaware what the left lane is for, or perhaps he's fearful of passing on the left? I have no fucking idea but for most of the rest of the way he remained glued to my ass, and about 2 miles before I got to my office he finally swerved into the right lane & blew past me.
I'll never understand people.
Then, when I get to the office I'm treated to this display of female parking prowess, and yea I know it's a woman because there's an all woman exercise class that takes place a few doors down from me every Tuesday and Thursday
That's my Subie where I initially parked next to her but then thought the better of it & moved forward across the lot, God knows what this dipshit is capable of when she leaves
