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Piss & Moan Table

Human nature is a mystery.

Another driving into work tale.

About 13 of my 15 mile commute is a busy multi-lane road, the first half is two lanes in each direction and the second half widens to three in each direction.

I specifically occupy the far right lane to stay out of everyone's way that wants to go faster.

Every day is like Groundhog Day, as soon as I make my left out onto this road there is someone glued to my bumper as I head directly for the right lane, having been stuck behind me for 2 minutes on the one lane road we turned from they're usually furious, and they typically either immediately jump into the left lane or stay behind me for 1-2 seconds before they realize my foot isn't through the floor, then they move into the left lane, as they should, and disappear in moments.

This morning, we'll call him numbnuts, follows the above protocol however he remains up my ass & won't move left. Now, the speed limit is 45mph the entire 13 mile stretch. I generally hover around 50 or even 55, but I'm not doing 70+ like the left lane crowd.

For nearly the entire length this morning numbnuts vacillated between hanging back about 10 car lengths behind me & intermittently flooring it to the point where it looked like he was going to hit me & slowed just as he was about 2 feet behind me.

Over, and over, and over.

There was almost no one in the left lane most of the way, he had no less than 300 chances to migrate over and be on his way, but he seemed more interested in trying to make me go faster.

When we got to the point where the road widened to 3 lanes I remained in the center lane thinking now he has 2 options, he can pass on either side. Thinking perhaps his level of retardedness is so advanced he's unaware what the left lane is for, or perhaps he's fearful of passing on the left? I have no fucking idea but for most of the rest of the way he remained glued to my ass, and about 2 miles before I got to my office he finally swerved into the right lane & blew past me.

I'll never understand people.

Then, when I get to the office I'm treated to this display of female parking prowess, and yea I know it's a woman because there's an all woman exercise class that takes place a few doors down from me every Tuesday and Thursday

That's my Subie where I initially parked next to her but then thought the better of it & moved forward across the lot, God knows what this dipshit is capable of when she leaves :ROFLMAO:

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I specifically occupy the far right lane to stay out of everyone's way that wants to go faster.

Every day is like Groundhog Day, as soon as I make my left out onto this road there is someone glued to my bumper as I head directly for the right lane, having been stuck behind me for 2 minutes on the one lane road we turned from they're usually furious, and they typically either immediately jump into the left lane or stay behind me for 1-2 seconds before they realize my foot isn't through the floor, then they move into the left lane, as they should, and disappear in moments.
We all have our own driving style, but understanding the rules of the road are important. I'm the guy behind you trying to get by, and I appreciate people who understand what a left and right lane are for, as you do. I try to be courteous despite my lead foot, but it's difficult sometimes when people won't move over. Probably similar to having someone on your tail for miles. Again, if the lead foots and the feather foots just followed the rules, we'd get along better. :)

There was almost no one in the left lane most of the way, he had no less than 300 chances to migrate over and be on his way, but he seemed more interested in trying to make me go faster.
That behavior is just deplorable. On behalf of lead foots everywhere, please accept my apology. That driver doesn't represent us. :ROFLMAO:

Then, when I get to the office I'm treated to this display of female parking prowess, and yea I know it's a woman because there's an all woman exercise class that takes place a few doors down from me every Tuesday and Thursday
Personally, I don't attribute that lack of skill to the driver's gender. My wife is a very capable driver (and former experienced motorcyclist, like I am). I attribute that to our current "everybody gets a trophy" societal mistake. I'll bet if you ask that driver if they are a good driver, the response would be, "Oh, I'm an excellent driver." The latest generation has been programmed to believe that everyone is good at everything, so they don't strive to improve. If you're an excellent driver, why bother to improve? Unless you're actually a horrible driver... 🤷‍♂️
 
Personally, I don't attribute that lack of skill to the driver's gender. My wife is a very capable driver (and former experienced motorcyclist, like I am). I attribute that to our current "everybody gets a trophy" societal mistake. I'll bet if you ask that driver if they are a good driver, the response would be, "Oh, I'm an excellent driver." The latest generation has been programmed to believe that everyone is good at everything, so they don't strive to improve. If you're an excellent driver, why bother to improve? Unless you're actually a horrible driver... 🤷‍♂️

Naturally there are always exceptions, however it's been my experience that one of the two genders is responsible for an inordinate percentage of buffoonery I witness skill-wise such as that park job, while the other is responsible for more of the ass-face behavior, like numbnuts; I got a dose of each this morning.

With respect to the woman that parked as if stumbling wasted at 3am, she, and the entire class, are very much middle-aged women I believe to be outside the 'trophies for all' generation, so it's either piss-poor skill or an astronomical level of entitlement - I'm gonna park like an ass & you'll all like it...

Either way, I'm just trying to stay out of the way of both of them
 
Don't know if I should post this here or in the good news thread........

Been having some kidney, bladder problems for about 3 days. Frequent and burning when I piss (why I put it here)

Got an appointment for yesterday to just give my doctor a urine specimen.

I get the cup and am doing my thing, when I pass a kidney stone :eek: :eek:

Now I have had my share of kidney stones over the years and delt with the pain and everything. That's whats odd no pain this time.

Heck I got the results and there was no blood in my urine........

Go to take a leak before bed last night and pass another stone.

Waiting to hear from the doctor this morning.

See there was pissing a little moaning and good news for no pain!!!!!!!
 
Don't know if I should post this here or in the good news thread........

Been having some kidney, bladder problems for about 3 days. Frequent and burning when I piss (why I put it here)

Got an appointment for yesterday to just give my doctor a urine specimen.

I get the cup and am doing my thing, when I pass a kidney stone :eek: :eek:

Now I have had my share of kidney stones over the years and delt with the pain and everything. That's whats odd no pain this time.

Heck I got the results and there was no blood in my urine........

Go to take a leak before bed last night and pass another stone.

Waiting to hear from the doctor this morning.

See there was pissing a little moaning and good news for no pain!!!!!!!

Maybe you'll become so awesome at some point, you'll start pissing diamonds! :D
 
For nearly the entire length this morning numbnuts vacillated between hanging back about 10 car lengths behind me & intermittently flooring it to the point where it looked like he was going to hit me & slowed just as he was about 2 feet behind me.

Over, and over, and over.
I had one of those last week coming home from Belly Dance class at nite. I wouldn't have even noticed him but I had the sunroof open and could hear him floor it and come up behind me. Like your idiot, he could have changed into the left lane at any time. Some kind of pickup, driven by a dude with a small wee wee, obviously.
 
Don't know if I should post this here or in the good news thread........

Been having some kidney, bladder problems for about 3 days. Frequent and burning when I piss (why I put it here)

Got an appointment for yesterday to just give my doctor a urine specimen.

I get the cup and am doing my thing, when I pass a kidney stone :eek: :eek:

Now I have had my share of kidney stones over the years and delt with the pain and everything. That's whats odd no pain this time.

Heck I got the results and there was no blood in my urine........

Go to take a leak before bed last night and pass another stone.

Waiting to hear from the doctor this morning.

See there was pissing a little moaning and good news for no pain!!!!!!!

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Winner of the "most literal use of the Piss & Moan Table thread award".
 
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With respect to the woman that parked as if stumbling wasted at 3am, she, and the entire class, are very much middle-aged women I believe to be outside the 'trophies for all' generation, so it's either piss-poor skill or an astronomical level of entitlement - I'm gonna park like an ass & you'll all like it...

I cannot believe your insensitivity to her rather obvious situation. Anyone can see that she's an important individual, and as such, may be called upon to make a hasty departure to assist someone in need of her expertise in (insert said point of expertise here). Or perhaps she's a potential (and perpetual) victim of all manner of evil, and needs to ensure that not only does her getaway vehicle's position provide an ample amount of room for her ample backside's easy entry (you did state that it was an exercise class) and a hasty departure, but it also needs (apparently) a headstart in leaving the parking stall. For all you know, the mob may be after her.

Show a little consideration before you post next time, @Westtown Willy. You're giving us guys a bad name. At least I'm sensitive enough to recognize her plight. Sheesh! :sneaky:
 
I cannot believe your insensitivity to her rather obvious situation. Anyone can see that she's an important individual, and as such, may be called upon to make a hasty departure to assist someone in need of her expertise in (insert said point of expertise here). Or perhaps she's a potential (and perpetual) victim of all manner of evil, and needs to ensure that not only does her getaway vehicle's position provide an ample amount of room for her ample backside's easy entry (you did state that it was an exercise class) and a hasty departure, but it also needs (apparently) a headstart in leaving the parking stall. For all you know, the mob may be after her.

Show a little consideration before you post next time, @Westtown Willy. You're giving us guys a bad name. At least I'm sensitive enough to recognize her plight. Sheesh! :sneaky:

The mob? I think you mean narcissistic toxic ex boyfriends.
 
Human nature is a mystery.

Another driving into work tale.

About 13 of my 15 mile commute is a busy multi-lane road, the first half is two lanes in each direction and the second half widens to three in each direction.

I specifically occupy the far right lane to stay out of everyone's way that wants to go faster.

Every day is like Groundhog Day, as soon as I make my left out onto this road there is someone glued to my bumper as I head directly for the right lane, having been stuck behind me for 2 minutes on the one lane road we turned from they're usually furious, and they typically either immediately jump into the left lane or stay behind me for 1-2 seconds before they realize my foot isn't through the floor, then they move into the left lane, as they should, and disappear in moments.

This morning, we'll call him numbnuts, follows the above protocol however he remains up my ass & won't move left. Now, the speed limit is 45mph the entire 13 mile stretch. I generally hover around 50 or even 55, but I'm not doing 70+ like the left lane crowd.

For nearly the entire length this morning numbnuts vacillated between hanging back about 10 car lengths behind me & intermittently flooring it to the point where it looked like he was going to hit me & slowed just as he was about 2 feet behind me.

Over, and over, and over.

There was almost no one in the left lane most of the way, he had no less than 300 chances to migrate over and be on his way, but he seemed more interested in trying to make me go faster.

When we got to the point where the road widened to 3 lanes I remained in the center lane thinking now he has 2 options, he can pass on either side. Thinking perhaps his level of retardedness is so advanced he's unaware what the left lane is for, or perhaps he's fearful of passing on the left? I have no fucking idea but for most of the rest of the way he remained glued to my ass, and about 2 miles before I got to my office he finally swerved into the right lane & blew past me.

I'll never understand people.

Then, when I get to the office I'm treated to this display of female parking prowess, and yea I know it's a woman because there's an all woman exercise class that takes place a few doors down from me every Tuesday and Thursday

That's my Subie where I initially parked next to her but then thought the better of it & moved forward across the lot, God knows what this dipshit is capable of when she leaves :ROFLMAO:

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You need some card like this

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Show a little consideration before you post next time, @Westtown Willy. You're giving us guys a bad name. At least I'm sensitive enough to recognize her plight. Sheesh! :sneaky:

showing consideration for retards has never been my strong suit, & it would seem at least part of my mission in life has been to help maintain the bad, insensitive, name of men, guilty.

The mob? I think you mean narcissistic toxic ex boyfriends.

somewhere out there right now are women that are describing me in those terms, learned in their fourth-wave feminist seminars & handbooks no doubt

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I cannot believe your insensitivity to her rather obvious situation. Anyone can see that she's an important individual, and as such, may be called upon to make a hasty departure to assist someone in need of her expertise in (insert said point of expertise here). Or perhaps she's a potential (and perpetual) victim of all manner of evil, and needs to ensure that not only does her getaway vehicle's position provide an ample amount of room for her ample backside's easy entry (you did state that it was an exercise class) and a hasty departure, but it also needs (apparently) a headstart in leaving the parking stall. For all you know, the mob may be after her.

Show a little consideration before you post next time, @Westtown Willy. You're giving us guys a bad name. At least I'm sensitive enough to recognize her plight. Sheesh! :sneaky:

It's ok, they got the guy

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