Piss & Moan Table

My wife went to Colorado State. She died a little on the inside last night after that loss in OT. I died a little too, from listening to the rage.
 
Good thing I'm in Florida, not Maine or I would be in jail. Don't fuck around with my grandkids or you'll find out.

Amanda didn't tell me what happened Friday until just now. Logan plays flag football for 5 and 6 year olds. The coach tells the parents that he is taking them down to the tunnel so they can come out on the field like the older kids.

He says if anyone needs their kids just come down to pick them up. Well it's been quite a while and Amanda's car is in the shop so she needs to get home with my son's Jeep, so he can go to work. (Night shift)

So it's pitch black out, but she makes her way down, no one is there. She found out later that the coach changed his mind. He told the kids to go to their cars?? Pitch fucking black out all kinds of cars driving around he is 5 years old by himself?

Amanda runs to the Jeep which is at the other end of the field. Logan is balling his eyes out. There was another mother that saw him using a glow stick Logan had that he was using to look into the Jeep.

The woman said I couldn't leave him here unlike the coach. So the woman, Amanda, and Logan were all crying. My son called out from work.

I would've found out where that fucking coach lives. Some pervert could've grabbed Logan, or he could've got runover.
 
Good thing I'm in Florida, not Maine or I would be in jail. Don't fuck around with my grandkids or you'll find out.

Amanda didn't tell me what happened Friday until just now. Logan plays flag football for 5 and 6 year olds. The coach tells the parents that he is taking them down to the tunnel so they can come out on the field like the older kids.

He says if anyone needs their kids just come down to pick them up. Well it's been quite a while and Amanda's car is in the shop so she needs to get home with my son's Jeep, so he can go to work. (Night shift)

So it's pitch black out, but she makes her way down, no one is there. She found out later that the coach changed his mind. He told the kids to go to their cars?? Pitch fucking black out all kinds of cars driving around he is 5 years old by himself?

Amanda runs to the Jeep which is at the other end of the field. Logan is balling his eyes out. There was another mother that saw him using a glow stick Logan had that he was using to look into the Jeep.

The woman said I couldn't leave him here unlike the coach. So the woman, Amanda, and Logan were all crying. My son called out from work.

I would've found out where that fucking coach lives. Some pervert could've grabbed Logan, or he could've got runover.

Man, that's just all kinds of fucked-up! Really glad Logan is alright. That coach needs a good dressing-down, at a bare minimum. What the hell was he thinking? :mad:
 
Good thing I'm in Florida, not Maine or I would be in jail. Don't fuck around with my grandkids or you'll find out.

Amanda didn't tell me what happened Friday until just now. Logan plays flag football for 5 and 6 year olds. The coach tells the parents that he is taking them down to the tunnel so they can come out on the field like the older kids.

He says if anyone needs their kids just come down to pick them up. Well it's been quite a while and Amanda's car is in the shop so she needs to get home with my son's Jeep, so he can go to work. (Night shift)

So it's pitch black out, but she makes her way down, no one is there. She found out later that the coach changed his mind. He told the kids to go to their cars?? Pitch fucking black out all kinds of cars driving around he is 5 years old by himself?

Amanda runs to the Jeep which is at the other end of the field. Logan is balling his eyes out. There was another mother that saw him using a glow stick Logan had that he was using to look into the Jeep.

The woman said I couldn't leave him here unlike the coach. So the woman, Amanda, and Logan were all crying. My son called out from work.

I would've found out where that fucking coach lives. Some pervert could've grabbed Logan, or he could've got runover.

Is the coach a parent of one of the players? Or some kid working for the sports organization? I can't believe that a parent wouldn't know better.

Last year on the first day of school, and first time my youngest and oldest were at the same school. It was a neighborhood school and we lived around the corner from the back gate that they let neighborhood kids out of. My oldest was in 2nd grade and was used to walking home (with me, I'd meet him at the gate when he got out). Well, they don't let preK out the back gate and I couldn't go through the car line and be at the back gate when he got out, so I filled out the paperwork for him to be car pickup and told him so. They both wanted to ride their bikes to school so my plan was to pick them up and take them to the gate, let them get their bikes and follow them home.

30 minutes in the car line, get little at the preK door and round the corner to see both their bikes (which were locked up) are no longer at the fence. Wife hasn't started school yet so she was riding along, I jump out and run home while she drives through the line. Sure enough, he's not in the pickup group, he's home on our front porch in an Oklahoma 100 degree august afternoon, having ridden his bike home, walked back, rode his brothers bike home, and has had 15-20 minutes to commense full sobbing freakout mode like we'd left the house and forgot we had a kid coming home.

That was the day his young teacher (who was not a parent) learned that if parents say the kid is car pickup, he's car pickup, no matter how strongly he insists that he goes out the back gate.
 
Is the coach a parent of one of the players? Or some kid working for the sports organization? I can't believe that a parent wouldn't know better.

Last year on the first day of school, and first time my youngest and oldest were at the same school. It was a neighborhood school and we lived around the corner from the back gate that they let neighborhood kids out of. My oldest was in 2nd grade and was used to walking home (with me, I'd meet him at the gate when he got out). Well, they don't let preK out the back gate and I couldn't go through the car line and be at the back gate when he got out, so I filled out the paperwork for him to be car pickup and told him so. They both wanted to ride their bikes to school so my plan was to pick them up and take them to the gate, let them get their bikes and follow them home.

30 minutes in the car line, get little at the preK door and round the corner to see both their bikes (which were locked up) are no longer at the fence. Wife hasn't started school yet so she was riding along, I jump out and run home while she drives through the line. Sure enough, he's not in the pickup group, he's home on our front porch in an Oklahoma 100 degree august afternoon, having ridden his bike home, walked back, rode his brothers bike home, and has had 15-20 minutes to commense full sobbing freakout mode like we'd left the house and forgot we had a kid coming home.

That was the day his young teacher (who was not a parent) learned that if parents say the kid is car pickup, he's car pickup, no matter how strongly he insists that he goes out the back gate.

Good question I never thought of that I'll have to ask.
 
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The wife and I had the cooties but I still got the yard mowed. I got an electric string trimmer first one I've ever had. I haven't taken the time to put it together yet.

So today I mowed again, charged the battery for the string trimmer. I go to the store comeback, the woman who lives in the house behind mine is in my backyard. She opened my gate to get into my fenced backyard. She is weeding. I can't let my dogs out because they would go nuts.

I wanted to call the police. I decided to take a ride rather than have a war. I knew better than go outback because I would tell her off. I'm not going to use the string trimmer for awhile don't want her to think I got the trimmer because of her.

This is another example of why I have nothing to do my neighbors.
 
The wife and I had the cooties but I still got the yard mowed. I got an electric string trimmer first one I've ever had. I haven't taken the time to put it together yet.

So today I mowed again, charged the battery for the string trimmer. I go to the store comeback, the woman who lives in the house behind mine is in my backyard. She opened my gate to get into my fenced backyard. She is weeding. I can't let my dogs out because they would go nuts.

I wanted to call the police. I decided to take a ride rather than have a war. I knew better than go outback because I would tell her off. I'm not going to use the string trimmer for awhile don't want her to think I got the trimmer because of her.

This is another example of why I have nothing to do my neighbors.

If some woman came into my backyard to weed, I'd leave her to it. I probably wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers either.
 
I just got padlocks for the gates, which is better I guess than me telling her to stay the fuck off my land.

Isn't that, in reality, saying, "Stay the FUCK off my land" in a more profound way?

It's not just "I want you to stay the fuck off my land", it's "I want you to stay the fuck off my land, and I don't give enough of a shit about you to say it to your face!"...
 
The wife and I had the cooties but I still got the yard mowed. I got an electric string trimmer first one I've ever had. I haven't taken the time to put it together yet.

So today I mowed again, charged the battery for the string trimmer. I go to the store comeback, the woman who lives in the house behind mine is in my backyard. She opened my gate to get into my fenced backyard. She is weeding. I can't let my dogs out because they would go nuts.

I wanted to call the police. I decided to take a ride rather than have a war. I knew better than go outback because I would tell her off. I'm not going to use the string trimmer for awhile don't want her to think I got the trimmer because of her.

This is another example of why I have nothing to do my neighbors.

Electric string trimmer is a game changer. I love it.

I had a Milwaukee M18 sawzall so I got the Milwaukee trimmer so they could share batteries and charger. Liked them both so much that I got the leaf blower and the chainsaw, too, and then got the pole saw attachment that uses the same power head as the line trimmer. I enjoy using every one of them more than any of the gas or corded versions I've had in the past.
 
Isn't that, in reality, saying, "Stay the FUCK off my land" in a more profound way?

It's not just "I want you to stay the fuck off my land", it's "I want you to stay the fuck off my land, and I don't give enough of a shit about you to say it to your face!"...

I don't care how she gets the message as long as she gets it.
 
I don't care how she gets the message as long as she gets it.

My brother has an elderly couple next door that have an inexplicable lack of boundaries. They go into his yard regularly. One time my brother had a tree fall on their house in a storm and cause some damage, the guy tried to force the door open when my brother's gf answered and he wasn't home, saying he was gonna look for my brothers insurance policy, wtf???
 
The wife and I had the cooties but I still got the yard mowed. I got an electric string trimmer first one I've ever had. I haven't taken the time to put it together yet.

So today I mowed again, charged the battery for the string trimmer. I go to the store comeback, the woman who lives in the house behind mine is in my backyard. She opened my gate to get into my fenced backyard. She is weeding. I can't let my dogs out because they would go nuts.

I wanted to call the police. I decided to take a ride rather than have a war. I knew better than go outback because I would tell her off. I'm not going to use the string trimmer for awhile don't want her to think I got the trimmer because of her.

This is another example of why I have nothing to do my neighbors.

My youngest daughter left the yard all the time at 2. So I bought a set of locks with the same key. Lock your gates.
 
My youngest daughter left the yard all the time at 2. So I bought a set of locks with the same key. Lock your gates.

This is literally the reason we have an alarm system in a gated community 10 miles from civilization. Both of my kids have set it off in the middle of the night exiting the house.
 
The youngest took off all the time. Figured out the deadbolt at 18 months. She liked to play hide and seak in stores, hiding in clothes racks. And ran fast.

She was a leash kid. I tied her to me in crowds.

The neighbor's called my wife to see why our toddler was playing 6 blocks away. She told her she was sleeping upstairs.
 
My brother has an elderly couple next door that have an inexplicable lack of boundaries. They go into his yard regularly. One time my brother had a tree fall on their house in a storm and cause some damage, the guy tried to force the door open when my brother's gf answered and he wasn't home, saying he was gonna look for my brothers insurance policy, wtf???

When I lived at the lake the people next door were always coming over. The wife told them over and over that I don't have anything to do with neighbors. They never stopped.

I know I've told the story before but for those who didn't see it. When my son was living at home they had just came out with flat screen tvs. I decided the best place for the TV was on the wall near the front door.

My son was sitting on the couch looking at the wall. He said when people come into the house they will block the TV.

I asked my son how long have you lived here? He said all my life why? I said other than your grandparents how many people have been inside our house?

He said the TV will be fine on that wall.