Funny Jeep stories

[John Cooper]

Real stories. Quit being a turd

Ok, was making out with a girl in college in the back seat of a CJ5. Had the windows steamed up pretty good when we hear a cop asking if we were ok ........ tried to explain as I was pulling my pants back on we were fine.

He just chuckled told us to get dressed and get out of where we were parked.

 

[TJ Jim]

Ask him about water puddles and the pervs he knows and associates with!

 

[John Cooper]

Ask him about water puddles and the pervs he knows and associates with!

Well since e you brought it up..... they say a picture is worth a minimum of 40 votes

Then there was this time Andy broke an axle.....

And Jerry Bransford drove 11 hours to wheel with a bunch of Pervs..

Lord I could go on and on and every trip has funny stories!!!¡

 

[TJ Jim]

And the story begins. And who said your stories aren’t funny? @bohuggabee

 

[RockyTopTJ]

A woman placed a duck on my jeep as I was walking back to it. She was parked next to me and when I got there, I picked it up and chucked it as far as I could. Her face was priceless before she said "you could have just gave it back."

 

[OldButStillJeeping]

Not really funny.. But it's jeep life:

So, my bat-shit crazy sister in law is driving my wife's YJ home from TDS Desert Safari many years ago. She's stranded on a side road off of 86 or 111 near Thermal. It's about 1AM. As I said my SIL is bat shit crazy, and she was very very pretty at the time. Smoking hot, actually. No Joke. Way before her meth days came. Sad but true.

Anyway; I feared for her safety. I called AAA and they wouldn't tow it home but would tow it into Banning or Beaumont. I don't remember which city, they are kind of the same.

So it's about 3am now, and I am changing the alternator AND the battery in the YJ behind an AM/PM in Banning or Beaumont. Some local guys are flirting with my pretty but bat shit crazy sister in law and I tell her to go get some snacks in AM/PM and sit in my Super Duty or in the YJ. Please! Its the middle of the night.

An hour later I start the YJ up and it is good to go. Gather up my tools and lights and load them into my super duty. No SIL can be found.

I can't find my SIL and a few long minutes later she comes out of the dark areas behind AM/PM with a new "boyfriend". Turned out to be a one night stand... No surprise.

She drives the YJ as I follow her home.

I washed the YJ drivers seat with bleach the next day. That stranger got lucky, I did too in a very different way because my SIL didn't die or disappear and my wife was happy that I 'saved' her.