Funny Jeep stories

[bohuggabee]

I got a couple to share. If anyone else does, please do.
1. I forgot about my radiator cap needing to be pushed and set on the tabs. Its an after market cap and the radiator is worn down. So when i drove down to get gas. I go to start my jeep and ive never seen So much smoke coming from a car... it looked like an old steam powered train. When i came back home i saw the line of coolant for about half a mile and realized that was me...

2. A guy took a left turn in front of me on a one way two lane road. Called a double turn. Snowy conditions..and i hopped the curb. Side swipe/t bone. Slide into a mound of snow. We both drove away. He still tried to blame though is saved his life and car. Still driving it 3 years later without needing a repair.

3. I reset my computer during 0 degree temps. Tonight, i completely forgot and its 70+. My jeep choking and not starting. Thinking im stranded. I realized. I reset computer and got home just fine.

Gotta love jeeps!

 

[TheBoogieman]

Funny jeep stories​

I've had 20 Jeeps. Nothing is funny anymore.

 

[TJ Jim]

Funny jeep stories​

I've had 20 Jeeps. Nothing is funny anymore.

20 Jeeps. 5 wives. Some people just don’t learn.

 

[John Cooper]

20 Jeeps. 5 wives. Some people just don’t learn.

Sure he has learned how to throw good money after bad money, time and time again......

 

[Link]

That’s pretty funny…..

 

[WV Native]

20 Jeeps. 5 wives. Some people just don’t learn.

Looks like 5 people learned a lesson.

 

[bohuggabee]

Funny jeep stories​

I've had 20 Jeeps. Nothing is funny anymore.

Ive had one tj wrangler since 2012, its only broken down once from a sensor issue. 117,000 miles-164,000 now. What were you doing to your jeeps?! I abuse my jeep too. I drift in snow and drive in blizzards and have been stuck once. I even slid into an escalade and it ripped on the entire rear end of that poor car. My grill is a little dented but its a battle scar. I guess i just got lucky with mine. Its practically military grade.

 

[TJ Jim]

Ive had one tj wrangler since 2012, its only broken down once from a sensor issue. 117,000 miles-164,000 now. What were you doing to your jeeps?!

Even more interesting is what was he doing to the wives?

 

[TheBoogieman]

20 Jeeps. 5 wives. Some people just don’t learn.

I'm a glutton for punishment. As long as it's Gluten free.

 

[TheBoogieman]

Even more interesting is what was he doing to the wives?

My garden is prospering and you're not welcome to visit. No. they're not buried there. The Opossums like a variety of meat.

 

[bohuggabee]

My garden is prospering and you're not welcome to visit. No. they're not buried there. The Opossums like a variety of meat.
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You guys are making jokes i dont understand. This is why im not a “jeep guy” i just love my jeep

 

[bohuggabee]

My garden is prospering and you're not welcome to visit. No. they're not buried there. The Opossums like a variety of meat.
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I prefer gnomes with red hats.

 

[DavidBT]

I've mentioned in other posts, my first jeep was a CJ-8 Scrambler. My youngest son was the main passenger since he was born. He and I drove about a hour and a half north to a place called Cow Mountain out of Ukiah, Komiefornia to do some wheeling. He was probably 5 or 6 at the time. On the way home, as the sun was setting, I could watch the shadow of my jeep on my left on the highway. I noticed a shadow of something swinging under the jeep, and the bolts on my starter fell out and was just hanging by the power wire.

 

[TJ Jim]

You guys are making jokes i dont understand. This is why im not a “jeep guy” i just love my jeep

There are certain folks on here you just gotta meet, listen to, and understand. They are unique is quite an understatement. But after you understand……you just understand

 

[bohuggabee]

There are certain folks on here you just gotta meet, listen to, and understand. They are unique is quite an understatement. But after you understand……you just understand

I dont do well meeting people. I tried talking about mobile 1 oil at o reilly and the girl thought i was hitting on her... i have or had genuine questions and was curious. I did the physics in my head on the way home and know now i should stick with my current oil.

 

[John Cooper]

I dont do well meeting people. I tried talking about mobile 1 oil at o reilly and the girl thought i was hitting on her... i have or had genuine questions and was curious. I did the physics in my head on the way home and know now i should stick with my current oil.

The question is, was she cute or not?????

 

[bohuggabee]

The question is, was she cute or not?????

Your story sucks

 

[John Cooper]

You guys are making jokes i dont understand. This is why im not a “jeep guy” i just love my jeep

Just be like REO Speedwagon and "Roll with the changes"

 

[bohuggabee]

Just be like REO Speedwagon and "Roll with the changes"

Real stories. Quit being a turd

 

[TJ Jim]

Your story sucks

If you only knew his story you would understand