Anybody up for a random meme dump?

[Mhass]

Interesting way to identify a human. Went to harbor freight for something and the “check out body” had a name tag that read…. Wade. Assume what you want it was a female human. I think. Being polite I said no mam and maybe even thank you mam. Guess it was the wrong pronoun cause haven’t seen “it” back in the store since.

Bad habit. Military and now government, sometimes you just need a body.
Working party, firefighting, compartment cleaner, firefight, auto parts counter.
"Who do you want Chief?"
"I dgaf! Just get me a body!"

 

[Rickyd]

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Ok dorks

 

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[DEValken]

 

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[WestCoastDan]

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No wonder my deliveries are always delayed!

 

[Jmac00]

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in case anyone was wondering, a Patek watch can cost anywhere from $50,000 to $500,000. In my old life, I had a customer that was a watch aficionado, he had two of them, worth about $750,000, and couple Rolex. He had 6 watches in his "home collection", total price ( according to him ) close to $1.5 million.
He always paid me in cash and never bitched about the bill. His house was 5600 sq ft, had three HVAC systems. He was one of my favorite customers, LOL

 

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in case anyone was wondering, a Patek watch can cost anywhere from $50,000 to $500,000. In my old life, I had a customer that was a watch aficionado, he had two of them, worth about $750,000, and couple Rolex. He had 6 watches in his "home collection", total price ( according to him ) close to $1.5 million.
He always paid me in cash and never bitched about the bill. His house was 5600 sq ft, had three HVAC systems. He was one of my favorite customers, LOL

Never heard of them before. I’ll struggle through life with my Apple Watch.

 

[Jmac00]

Never heard of them before. I’ll struggle through life with my Apple Watch.

LOL, not surprised, according to my customer, they are totally 100% hand made. From the case, to the crystal, to each individual gear, the the hands, all made from blanks? for that much money they better suc......never mind