Anybody up for a random meme dump?

[astjp2]

Man this is the Marine Corps all over again. Except now I'm witty as opposed to just slapping people around

At least we know you like it rough

 

[reddvltj]

@Kip100 maybe I should have said melee!!

 

[astjp2]

 

[Kip100]

At least we know you like it rough

Bwahahaha omg. You cheeky bastard.
Bring it on raggedy man! Barb away!
Don't make me start some yo mamma jokes...

 

[Thunderhead]

You know why women have shorter feet then men right?











Puts them closer to the dishes

The other 2 are
Why don’t women need watches ?
Cause there is a clock on the stove !

Why did the women cross the road ?
Who the fuck cares! How’d she get out of the kitchen!

 

[astjp2]

Bwahahaha omg. You cheeky bastard.
Bring it on raggedy man! Barb away!
Don't make me start some yo mamma jokes...

Well you will just have to figure out what branch (s) I was in…

 

[Kip100]

The other 2 are
Why don’t women need watches ?
Cause there is a clock on the stove !

Why did the women cross the road ?
Who the fuck cares! How’d she get out of the kitchen!

Dammit stand by while I research some...um... dumb man jokes or something

 

[Thunderhead]

Dammit stand by while I research some...um... dumb man jokes or something

Don’t bother.
I’m 40 years old and heard those as a teenager.
I haven’t heard a good joke in quite some time.

 

[Kip100]

Well you will just have to figure out what branch (s) I was in…

Well...you have some wit, which means you can't have been army
But you talk back, so you couldn't have been air force ☺
And who the hell was in the navy...I give up!

 

[Kip100]

Don’t bother.
I’m 40 years old and heard those as a teenager.
I haven’t heard a good joke in quite some time.

You remember jokes you heard as a teenager? I don't remember what fricking high school I went to. Selective memory loss thanks to extra curricular activities

 

[astjp2]

You remember jokes you heard as a teenager? I don't remember what fricking high school I went to. Selective memory loss thanks to extra curricular activities

Well fuk what were we talking about?

 

[Thunderhead]

You remember jokes you heard as a teenager? I don't remember what fricking high school I went to. Selective memory loss thanks to extra curricular activities

Yes. I have random memories from my teenage years but all the jokes I’ve heard go into a special file in my head for some reason.
1.A Funny
1.B Sexist
1.C Racist
2. Others

 

[astjp2]

Well...you have some wit, which means you can't have been army
But you talk back, so you couldn't have been air force ☺
And who the hell was in the navy...I give up!

Never confuse sarcasm with wit

 

[Kip100]

Well fuk what were we talking about?

No clue @astjp2. I joined this forum a few days ago for some snow driving advice....

 

[Kip100]

Yes. I have random memories from my teenage years but all the jokes I’ve heard go into a special file in my head for some reason.
1.A Funny
1.B Sexist
1.C Racist
2. Others

Some of those lines cross over despite this current age of political correctness.

 

[astjp2]

Well...you have some wit, which means you can't have been army
But you talk back, so you couldn't have been air force ☺
And who the hell was in the navy...I give up!

Oh and I was an e4 who told off an o6… for almost killing my fire guard, ruined his day when I told him that he was done and to shut down and leave…he said no so I used a magnet to scramble the magnotometer, that shut him down

 

[Kip100]

Never confuse sarcasm with wit

Well said...so army is my guess

 

[astjp2]

No clue @astjp2. I joined this forum a few days ago for some snow driving advice....

Well go to Alaska and if you survive, we will know that you figured it out…

 

[astjp2]

Well said...so army is my guess

That was my second branch, started with 5 years active air farce

 

[Kip100]

Oh and I was an e4 who told off an o6… for almost killing my fire guard, ruined his day when I told him that he was done and to shut down and leave…he said no so I used a magnet to scramble the magnotometer, that shut him down

Ok now I'm guessing rogue Marine