Anybody up for a random meme dump?

[srimes]

Damn, I cook but I SUCK at cleaning.

I can do both well enough to be critical of how someone else does it, but not as frequently as is required. My talent truly lies in management

whoops gotta run my wife is calling...

 

[Kip100]

You must date liberal men?

Actually I'm retired from dating. Liberal or conservative doesn't make a difference. All the same headaches

 

[astjp2]

You must date liberal men?

Subaru drivers

 

[Kip100]

Subaru drivers

Lol no! No Subaru drivers!!!

 

[astjp2]

Actually I'm retired from dating. Liberal or conservative doesn't make a difference. All the same headaches

Jeeper’s grill, Subaru drivers cook and clean because they lost their man cards! Hahahahahahnaahababahahaha

 

[Kip100]

Jeeper’s grill, Subaru drivers cook and clean because they lost their man cards! Hahahahahahnaahababahahaha

Yowzers! Well this Jeep owner favors uber eats....

 

[P man]

Actually I'm retired from dating. Liberal or conservative doesn't make a difference. All the same headaches

I think you and @Wildman Should go on a date and then turn wrenches and smoke cigars in the shop

 

[Kip100]

I think you and @Wildman Should go on a date and then turn wrenches and smoke cigars in the shop

Bwahahaha I'm sure Wildman could do much better.
Besides the only "turning wrenches" I got is a killer dance move

 

[astjp2]

Yowzers! Well this Jeep owner favors uber eats....

Don’t mind me, I am all talk and bs

 

[Kip100]

Don’t mind me, I am all talk and bs

Hey I still am a strong advocate of the man card! Unfortunately my woman card got ruined in the wash...see I can't even do laundry right

 

[astjp2]

Hey I still am a strong advocate of the man card! Unfortunately my woman card got ruined in the wash...see I can't even do laundry right

Ok, what size are your feet?







.

 

[P man]

Ok, what size are your feet?







.

You know why women have shorter feet then men right?











Puts them closer to the dishes

 

[reddvltj]

You know why women have shorter feet then men right?











Puts them closer to the dishes

 

[Kip100]

Ok, what size are your feet?







.

Um. 10?
(oh God why do you ask)

 

[reddvltj]

 

[Kip100]

Bad um dum (cymbal clash) ahh jeez you got me there! Guess my big feet make such chores nearly impossible

 

[reddvltj]

Bad um dum (cymbal clash) ahh jeez you got me there! Guess my big feet make such chores nearly impossible

Hey now It wasn't me that said it... I just laughed inappropriately!!!

 

[Kip100]

Hey now It wasn't me that said it... I just laughed inappropriately!!!

Whoops see I can't even keep track of whose the misogynist
Sorry bout that @reddvltj !

 

[Kip100]

Whoops see I can't even keep track of whose the misogynist
Sorry bout that @reddvltj !

Man this is the Marine Corps all over again. Except now I'm witty as opposed to just slapping people around

 

[reddvltj]

Whoops see I can't even keep track of whose the misogynist
Sorry bout that @reddvltj !

It's all good!! Welcome to the fray!!