Even the insurance lizard is screaming NOOOOO!!!
As one of the resident pedants here, I regret to inform you that that is a chameleon, the insurance lizard is a gecko. Technically a CGI anthropomorphic gecko.
I'll, uh, show m'self out now...
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Jesus man, this is a family forum! There's no need for language like that...![]()
Absolutely one of my favorite movies.Very. Hard. Pass. Run away.
I think you just couldn't see him clearly.
Send it? Driving it down a curb cut is all it would take...Buy it!
Send it!
Post videos please!
An ex-girlfriend taught me all about it...
Wait...you have an ex-girlfriend that did kinky shit with lizards?
You...uh...still got her number, perchance?![]()
Wait...you have an ex-girlfriend that did kinky shit with lizards?
You...uh...still got her number, perchance? Asking for a friend.![]()
but I did date a girl with a "pet" monitor lizard.
You couldn't do anything with it but look at it because it would bite you in a heartbeat.
She'd drop a mouse in its run and you'd have your own mini Jurassic Park for a bit.
So I'm like "How is this a pet?"
We weren't together too much longer after I questioned her pet choosing abilities.
Hey now.
p.s. Mine ate full grown rats and baby chickens daily. She roamed around my house and kept people that I didn't like, away.
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So apparently some can have a better disposition.
Hers was a nasty SOB, and not nearly that big.
That was the only one I was ever around and I guess I figured they were all like that.
They bite hard and don't "willingly" let go.
