Although their evilness isn't even really my main reason for eschewing the things - first, last, and foremost I consider the PHOOOOOONNE to be severely crippled thing that is a mediocre phone and a piss poor computer. As such, a severe pain in the ass to have to deal with. Why would I want to deal with this crap?, and its crap. A shitty jack of all trades and master of none.
It is well known in certain circles that computers, PHOOOOOONNEs and other such things are - I'll revert to Christian phraseology here for clarity - "of the Devil". Which means they have a built in tendency to devolve towards evil. "Something dark and deadly is at work" indeed, to quote Tolkien.
All this is good and well enough, but what really chaps my hide is this fucking EXPECTATION that I'm supposed to own one of these damn things.
But this guy hits the nail on the head:
He's not wrong...
I just don’t know why anyone would want to use a phone over a computer anyways. I’ve got a 24” iMac and I much prefer the desktop experience any day over mobile. There’s absolutely nothing I would rather do on a phone if a desktop was an option.
Also amazingly stupid are the people who can’t seem to grasp the concept that they don’t need an “app” for everything. They can just use a mobile website in a mobile browser.
