Please fill out and sign the title and put it in the glove box. I want to steal your Jeep legally.
A kid I went to high school with got himself in some shit for that very reason. Long story short, he tried to steal a neighbors' car, but it was a manual, and he didn't get very far before the cops found him. The icing on that cake is his drunk trailer trash mom was with him and couldn't drive stick either.![]()
They got Jerry’s, it was the only one that mattered.
My best friend stole a school bus from our high school and took it on a joy ride. He's my second best friend now.
Makes it even easier to put it in neutral and push it onto a flatbed…
I have started using a Club on mine and locking the wheels pointing towards the curb. That way even if someone does pop it into neutral, they can’t easily just push it.
That said The Club isn’t flawless. The most common way to defeat them is simply to shove a scissor jack (or sometimes even a Hi-Lift jack) into the steering wheel and bend it into a rhombus. Then the locking bar falls right out. Alternatively, they use a sawzall (probably stolen off a work truck) and cut the steering wheel.
You can use a pedal lock box for a maual transmission if your neigborhood really sucks.
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I'm glad I live here. I was giving away a rusty old walmart bike from my in laws junk in their garage, had a "for free" sign on it, and a guy rang the doorbell to make sure it was free before taking it.
We had a kids bike we put out for free with a sign. It sat out there all day.
Finally we put it up by the house.
Later on we saw it was gone. Reviewed the camera footage and some lady walked up our driveway and took it.
I was of the opinion she should have rang the bell and asked since she had no idea why we moved it. Someone may have been coming back for it or we may have changed our mind.
She took the house? wow! I don't want to mess with that old lady.
Van = home on wheels for some turd. Funny but not funny as I have my van stolen decades age when I lived in LA. Stripped but the worst part was when they towed it to the impound. You could tell the tow driver drug it along a block wall and then realized it and backed up and tried again. Thieves suck. Sure there are always idiots who need ajoy ride but I think there is more money in jap scrap ricers and stripping them out. I used to laugh when we'd go to mexico and see a 16 year old driving a then fully tricked Blazer or Bronco, of course he worked to bought it legitimately.![]()
The simple solution: don’t live in a metropolitan hellhole where the powers that be are soft on crime and hard on law-abiding citizens.
You can use a pedal lock box for a manual transmission if your neigborhood really sucks.
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I'm glad I live here. I was giving away a rusty old walmart bike from my in laws junk in their garage, had a "for free" sign on it, and a guy rang the doorbell to make sure it was free before taking it.
Who wants to steal a jeep? doors, tops, audio stuff, wheels maybe for a quick buck. Other than that vintage broncos, square body trucks, vintage stuff the beans like.
I've heard, but dont really know, but I've heard that the old Jeeps are popular to steal around here, by the mexicans, because they're great for taking through the nowhere land trails where they won't be spotted by the cops, while on the way to mexico. How they get them across the border I have no idea?
Makes it even easier to put it in neutral and push it onto a flatbed…
I have started using a Club on mine and locking the wheels pointing towards the curb. That way even if someone does pop it into neutral, they can’t easily just push it.
That said The Club isn’t flawless. The most common way to defeat them is simply to shove a scissor jack (or sometimes even a Hi-Lift jack) into the steering wheel and bend it into a rhombus. Then the locking bar falls right out. Alternatively, they use a sawzall (probably stolen off a work truck) and cut the steering wheel.
They also like Superduty crew cab 4x4s. For some reason when one is recovered the back seat is often missing.
You can use a pedal lock box for a manual transmission if your neigborhood really sucks.
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I'm glad I live here. I was giving away a rusty old walmart bike from my in laws junk in their garage, had a "for free" sign on it, and a guy rang the doorbell to make sure it was free before taking it.
