Not for a single man.........
Piss & Moan Table
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Not for a single man.........
If that's all the counter space I had in my house, my wife would make damn sure that I was a single man!!!
This is all the counter top , and we just love our home ! Most of the time , countertops just turn into crap magnets , that isn't an option for us .
We do have an IKEA folding wall table and butcher block work surface with drawers . We are quite content with minimal stuff , God has blessed me with a wonderful wife who is gorgeous and my best friend .
I had double that for counter space and swapped an efficiency oven for the dishwasher. in my last rental. Oh, and no microwave, galley kitchen. I don't use most of it anyway.
Okay that's nice! I don't have a lot of space either but was like damn... You can't even set a single plate down anywhere
You can't even set a single plate down anywhere
How many plates do you need to set down?
A dog bowl and a dinner plate is all you need accommodations for... woof...
How many plates do you need to set down?
One but there wasn't space for that!! That boy does not eat off the counter gross
You need to bond with that dog, grasshopper. Have you never shared a meal with Atlas?
Yes but he doesn't eat off tables wtf. He got at least a spoonful of every dish on Thanksgiving! He even ate the corn which surprised me
I'm suggesting you join him on the floor.
Isn't all your dining furniture busted up anyway? Did he reward you with a bumble bee dookie later?
I'm suggesting you join him on the floor.
Did he reward you with a bumble bee dookie later?
Oh! I actually replaced that table for thanksgiving! Now I have a real wood table and chairs. Fancy huh?
I don't know I just let him out in the back when he wants to go out
his poop is his business
I don't know I just let him out in the back when he wants to go out
That wouldn't fly around these parts, you'd be keenly aware of what comes out of his furry ass every single time he pinches one. You've got to glove it like a hot infield grounder and dispose of properly immediately after it's been "evacuated". Makes a good hand warmer in the winter.
That wouldn't fly around these parts, you'd be keenly aware of what comes out of his furry ass every single time he pinches one. You've got to glove it like a hot infield grounder and dispose of properly immediately after it's been "evacuated". Makes a good hand warmer in the winter.
Oh yes I'm glad I moved away from that life. Alot of geese poop that gave him the squirts when that was the norm.
And then there was that time in California when he was sick and had the squirts from both ends at the same time on a busy sidewalk. Now it just disappears in nature
That wouldn't fly around these parts, you'd be keenly aware of what comes out of his furry ass every single time he pinches one. You've got to glove it like a hot infield grounder and dispose of properly immediately after it's been "evacuated". Makes a good hand warmer in the winter.
Town life is so different from rural mountain living !
Town life is so different from rural mountain living !
City people pick up poop by hand. Absolutely barbaric
Town life is so different from rural mountain living !
Ain't nothing like rual mountain living!!!!!!!!! It just means more!!!
Heck I can even take a leak of the back porch and nobody cares!!!!!!
Town life is so different from rural mountain living !
Dog shit has been weaponized around here. it's often used to send a message, kind of like the horse's head in the Godfather but on a much smaller scale (and with 100% less dead horse).
I do hate living this close to other humans.
Dog shit has been weaponized around here. it's often used to send a message, kind of like the horse's head in the Godfather but on a much smaller scale (and 100% less dead horse).
I do hate living this close to other humans.
Ain't no way I could anymore.....
When I was young and dumb, Chattanooga was the biggest city i had ever lived in........ I hated it in the 80's and despise it now.
So glad I don't have to go to Chattanooga everyday anymore.
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