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I don't think I've ever heard of a Stolen Valor case involving Air Defense.
But we did have a good mascot...
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No one thinks ADA is COOL...
But being a Sniper or SF or Ranger now that is COOL... Kind of same as being a mechanic... Who claims they worked on shit unless they really did...
Dad, what'd you do in the Navy?
Mostly sweepers and watching glowing plankton go down the shitter. But we did bronze a turd once.
I always enjoyed the formation with the sole purpose of announcing the next formation in 15 minutes.
No, Blue Falcon is the MP's mascot... this is an Oozlefitch - half bird, half demon. Despite his friendly demeanor, he specializes in providing death from below to any and all flying objects. His philosophy is if we shoot them all down, it's easier to sort them on the ground.
Might be an oversight on the artist part but that should be a fu**book on the desk.
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It's the NEW kinder gentler Army... Can't have any offensive material laying around..
Like how tool trucks don't have the girly calendars anymore... That was always a highlight of my day when I was a kid in the 60's and sent to a auto repair shop and there were girly calendars hanging on the wall.
When I joined the Army in 1978 we had those kind of calendars hanging in our shop too. I had a drawer of magazines in my office too.
Get an EEO complaint against you now days.
We had a plexiglass status board with a centerfold cutout in the middle.
The board had a space to annotate the last daily systems op test (DSOT), any equipment casualties, the current bias and gain settings (for the servo loop),
Days to go (DTG) on the deployment.
And a big ol centerfold.
Never had a word said about it till we got a hard-over religious zealot that took it down and threw a whole cruise box of porn over the side...we were gonna beat his ass but,
1. He had already complained to chaps, so there was a record.
2. He was every bit of 6'5" 290lbs!!
I almost got killed when I threw his bible over...I may still go to hell for that.
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I was an E-4 motor sgt... So yep I had an office.. I had some interesting assignments during my time in.
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When MEN were MEN and TITTIES were TITTES
Yep... It's a crying shame anymore...
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