Military Memes

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[Zorba]

My late father, WW II Navy vet, told me that when the Navy boys walked into a bar where there were Coasties already present, they'd holler "Step aside shallow water, the deep blue sea is coming in!"

 

[Mhass]

My late father, WW II Navy vet, told me that when the Navy boys walked into a bar where there were Coasties already present, they'd holler "Step aside shallow water, the deep blue sea is coming in!"

You gotta be careful with that!!! Them Coasties are big! They're required to be at least 6'2" so they can wade ashore when their boats break down!

 

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[Charlie L]

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I used to resemble that remark.

 

[astjp2]

Meet Terrence Popp, a 30+ year Army veteran who served his country from Panama, to Desert Storm, all the way through Iraq in 2004.

Calling him a “salty” old Green Beret is an understatement.

Now he share’s his life lessons over a cold beer in front of a trusty whiteboard.

Popp’s seen his fair share of gunfights, and over the years he’s developed a list of 12 rules that will help you survive a shoot-out. We’ve provided the short list here, but you’ll want to watch the video below to take in the full effect of his particular brand of humor.

1. Have a gun
2. See them first
3. Keep fire calm and accurate
4. 2-way rifle ranges have a fun factor of zero
5. Seek cover, preferably bulletproof cover (not your car)
6. Running for cover is not cowardice
7. Tracers work both ways
8. Walk bullets up, not down
9. They will try to flank you
10. Dead men walk
11. Communication is key
12. Long fights mean a quick death

If you enjoyed Popp’s list, be sure to check out his website Redonkulas.com, but be warned, he will offend you. “Man up. Or woman up. Whatever. Put some damn pants on, quit your sniveling, stop looking for reasons to be offended (we’ll offend you, we promise) and stop being such a sissy mouth-breathing oxygen-thieving apple-ass,” he writes. “It’s all in good fun, kids. If we’re not offending you, tell us. We’ll try harder.”

It’s nice to know I am not the only asshole popp out there!

 

[astjp2]

12 hrs of wearing MOPP 4 chem gear during an exercise in Florida. In June.

33rd tac fighter wing!

 

[astjp2]

OH YEAH!?!?!? I once went TDY & had to share a hotel room at the Hilton. AS AN E-6!!!!!

Red flag put me up as an e2 or e3 on the strip in Vegas