I was in a bar last night telling my buddy this joke;
"What would you do if an epileptic was in the bath and having a fit? Throw the laundry in!"
However the guy at the next table said, "My brother was an epileptic. He had a fit in the bath and died."
Fug me, if the ground could open up and swallowed me I would have been happy. I asked him, "I am sorry to hear that, did he drown?"
"No, he choked on a sock."