Anyone need an engine?
Sounds like she has engines in her faggot tree
Anybody up for a random meme dump?
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Sounds like she has engines in her faggot tree
We had a client that was a cookie maker for pretty much every private label out there. Think things like knockoff Oreos. I saw them literally shoveling the cream filling.
Anyway whenever I was there the entire town smelled like cookies. Seems good at first but you can only take so much.
I want a shovelful. Idk that sounds amazing, I lived right next to a wonderbread factory once and it was so nice living in a neighborhood that smelled like freshly baked bread
A 17 year old walked into a drug store, went up to the window and said, "I've been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend's house. Afterwards I hope there's a chance I get lucky, you know what I mean?"
Clerk: "How about condoms then? They could come in handy. Here's a pack." The young man after paying walked to the door, stopped, smiled, came back and said, "You know what? The mom is also smoking hot, I think I'll take another pack, just in case I get extra lucky."
Christmas eve arrived, the boy sat at
the dinner table and didn't say a word. After a while his girlfriend said
If I had known you were so quiet
I wouldn't have invited you."
The young man replied, "If you'd told me your dad worked at a drug store
I wouldn't have come."
Clerk: "How about condoms then? They could come in handy. Here's a pack." The young man after paying walked to the door, stopped, smiled, came back and said, "You know what? The mom is also smoking hot, I think I'll take another pack, just in case I get extra lucky."
Christmas eve arrived, the boy sat at
the dinner table and didn't say a word. After a while his girlfriend said
If I had known you were so quiet
I wouldn't have invited you."
The young man replied, "If you'd told me your dad worked at a drug store
I wouldn't have come."
He isn't asking for a Chevy because he knows Santa needs it to get around the world
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