But is it really coffee if it's not black??
I like my coffee like I like my women, Blonde and Sweet.
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I like my coffee like I like my women, Blonde and Sweet.
My wife is brunette so she doesn't dig that comment![]()
Hot, wet and non-speaking?
Kept in the cabinet until you want to use it?
How about, black and strong?
How about, black and strong?
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Portland — A 23-year-old Starbucks barista at Portland International Airport was arrested Tuesday morning after what police described as a “gratuity blow-up” that disrupted terminal traffic.
Witnesses say the barista had just prepared a $47 order of lattes, breakfast sandwiches, and pastries for a family rushing to catch a flight. When they declined to tip on the payment screen, she allegedly shouted, “You’ll drop hundreds on plane tickets but nothing for the person keeping you awake?”
When the customers tried to grab their order and leave, police say she hurled a hot latte across the counter, splashing onto one traveler’s carry-on bag. She then vaulted over the counter and blocked the exit, demanding they add a tip before boarding.
Airport police arrived within minutes and arrested her on charges of assault and disorderly conduct.
The meltdown caused such a backup in the concourse that TSA briefly closed one checkpoint, delaying multiple flights by nearly 20 minutes.
