Anybody up for a random meme dump?
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KennethS
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Idjits. Even as stupid kids back in the Dukes of Hazzard and Smokey and the Bandit days we knew those car jumping scenes were bullshit and never attempted it ourselves.
A nice raised train track crossing was my launch point of choice back in my airborne days.
Yeah and if you are going to jump you don't just send it the 1st time. You start slow to see what happens and gradually work your way up.
I was giving a buddy a ride to school for a while and would pick him up in my ranger right before the best jump spot in town. He was kinda slow to get buckled in and learned to push on the roof to avoid hitting his head.
Mine was a concrete pad in front of a concession stand at a baseball field , it shifted about 14 " in 12 ft. A 51 Chevy 4 door will get about a foot of air at 25 m.p.h.
Kinda my Mickey Thompson starter kit .
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And they still go after the dinos with pump shotguns, prop planes, tranquilizer darts, and lever action .45-70s. Or worse just run away trying to hide.
I have 100% confidence in humanity's ability to extinct them again if we put our minds to it. RPGs for the big ones to start.
In one of the sequels they brought a .50 cal, which probably would have brought any of them down.
Apparently the "expert" missed his shot, because he ran out of the jungle crying like a baby right before he got eaten.
Apache gunships and A-10s for the stubborn ones.
T-Rex: RAWR!!!
A-10: Brrrrttttt
T-Rex: Never mind. Just kidding!
The problem with that is that it's 45-70 GOVERNMENT.
That means that if you shoot a T-Rex with it, it won't actually kill it even though it will tell you that it did.
In reality it will just shuffle the T-Rex off to a different department and give it a raise.
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