Not really a meme, but...
I was shredding my 2017 tax documents today and noticed, for the first time, symbols on my shredder of what NOT to put in there
Hands - check
Screwdriver - could break the little shreddy thingies
Ties - ACK!!
Spray paint cans - I'd actually like to see what happens
Hair - OUCH!!
Babies - WAIT, WHAT?