Ended up having a bright red thong stuck in my pants leg at work one day from a girl I was seeing at the time… kept thinking “why the I do my pants feel weird today” so I was headed to the bathroom to “readjust” when it came flying out of my left pants leg as I stepped forward… right at the office door to a friend .
Just grabbed them, quickly put them in my pocket as he said “guess you and xxxx are hanging out again” lol