That's about the level of electrical craptasticness I've had to deal with in a couple of my houses, including the one I'm in now. Not to mention what the plumber found upon repiping this place...
This reminds me of an ad that came out in our Penny Shopper probably 50 years ago. Somebody was selling a kitchen table and was asking "40 Fucks or trade for {something or other }". They probably got a lot of phone calls! Another one found its way into a beautiful, glossy brochure at my employer, an industrial computer company. It was extolling the virtues of our new ABL-2 computer, which included dual 8 inch floppy dicks - not disks, dicks!