Piss & Moan Table

[Zorba]

A body hot wax sounds painful to me.......

Hmmm.. That does sound painful. Hopefully that is what he meant.

It should !

No body wax - but eyebrows get waxed every 4 weeks, plus a deep facial. Estheticians (what you call someone who does facials) are BRUTAL. They see a blackhead or something embedded in your face's skin, they go after it with what feels like a dull tablespoon. Feels like she's carving her initials into my forehead. I also had "work done" years back - liquid liposuction to get rid of belly fat - that was a very painful experience. Never mind tattooing - whether or not that gets counted towards "beauty", it fucking hurts. "Tramp Stamps" are particularly painful. Ear piercing wasn't bad, but my navel piercing that I had to do TWICE due to circumstances beyond my control hurt fairly bad. Eyebrows get plucked as well as waxed. Blah, blah, blah...

 

[B252]

No body wax - but eyebrows get waxed every 4 weeks, plus a deep facial. Estheticians (what you call someone who does facials) are BRUTAL. They see a blackhead or something embedded in your face's skin, they go after it with what feels like a dull tablespoon. Feels like she's carving her initials into my forehead. I also had "work done" years back - liquid liposuction to get rid of belly fat - that was a very painful experience. Never mind tattooing - whether or not that gets counted towards "beauty", it fucking hurts. "Tramp Stamps" are particularly painful. Ear piercing wasn't bad, but my navel piercing that I had to do TWICE due to circumstances beyond my control hurt fairly bad. Eyebrows get plucked as well as waxed. Blah, blah, blah...

Whoa! I had no idea. And you keep going back. I race motocross and I'm told I'm a gluten for punishment but you take the cake my friend.
More power to ya.

 

[mxz800]

So the wife has been bitching about her phone for about a year. I finally had enough so I went to Verizon. I F'ing hate dealing with a salesperson, this time it was painless.

They had a deal on a Google pixel 10 pro. The phone was free, we have to stay with Verizon for 36 months but we planned on staying anyways.

 

[Apparition]

So the wife has been bitching about her phone for about a year. I finally had enough so I went to Verizon. I F'ing hate dealing with a salesperson, this time it was painless.

They had a deal on a Google pixel 10 pro. The phone was free, we have to stay with Verizon for 36 months but we planned on staying anyways.

It always feels dirty dealing with them.

 

[DavidBT]

It always feels dirty dealing with them.

Any sales people. I think car dealer finance people are a step below the sales people though.

 

[Rickyd]

its expensive, it doesn't last very long, and it usually hurts.

So,you're an escort???

 

[Zorba]

So,you're an escort???

I don't look that good!

Although - the rule of thumb for stage makeup: If its an "intimate cabaret environment", where the audience is close to the dancer, your makeup should be like a "high class call girl". Big stage? Crack whore! Big stage makeup is scary looking up close, but looks just right when onstage from the audience.

 

[Zorba]

Whoa! I had no idea. And you keep going back. I race motocross and I'm told I'm a gluten for punishment but you take the cake my friend.
More power to ya.

Ya know, I pay all these women to hurt me, yet none of them will wear spike heel boots with fishnet stockings! I should at least get a cheap thrill from the experience!

 

[mxz800]

My hometown is run by F'ing retards, but that's nothing new. I went to pay my taxes today on my property because it's the last day and my Dad would have been proud that I paid 30 minutes before they closed. He never wanted them to make a dime in interest on his money.

Well I hand her the check, and the payment stubs, she taps her keyboard and looking confused then leaves. She comes back tells me the taxes have been paid. I asked to see the tax collector. She says Debbie isn't here this week. So tax week and the tax collector takes the week off, sounds about right. Well she is in training classes this week. I hope they cover my issue in class.

She then asks me if I have a mortgage, to which I reply no I own everything outright. She then asked if I'm sure?

I then asked her who paid the taxes. She said she couldn't tell me it's super secret. Then I asked her about another land issue so she sent me down the hall to talk to another person.

I told her the whole story, she looked it up and said I think a mortgage company paid the taxes due to a mix up with the numbers on the tax bill. Most people pay their tax bill by having it added to their monthly mortgage payments.

The town prefers it that way because it's a hidden tax. No one bitches when the monthly goes up 10 bucks but if they needed to cough a bunch of money twice a year they would be complaining.

They kept my check and when it gets straightened out they will call me.

 

[cliffish]

My hometown is run by F'ing retards, but that's nothing new. I went to pay my taxes today on my property because it's the last day and my Dad would have been proud that I paid 30 minutes before they closed. He never wanted them to make a dime in interest on his money.

Well I hand her the check, and the payment stubs, she taps her keyboard and looking confused then leaves. She comes back tells me the taxes have been paid. I asked to see the tax collector. She says Debbie isn't here this week. So tax week and the tax collector takes the week off, sounds about right. Well she is in training classes this week. I hope they cover my issue in class.

She then asks me if I have a mortgage, to which I reply no I own everything outright. She then asked if I'm sure?

I then asked her who paid the taxes. She said she couldn't tell me it's super secret. Then I asked her about another land issue so she sent me down the hall to talk to another person.

I told her the whole story, she looked it up and said I think a mortgage company paid the taxes due to a mix up with the numbers on the tax bill. Most people pay their tax bill by having it added to their monthly mortgage payments.

The town prefers it that way because it's a hidden tax. No one bitches when the monthly goes up 10 bucks but if they needed to cough a bunch of money twice a year they would be complaining.

They kept my check and when it gets straightened out they will call me.

hahaha, I am assuming you are talking about ME and not FL? When did ME turn into the shit show that Janet Mills turned it into???

 

[mxz800]

hahaha, I am assuming you are talking about ME and not FL? When did ME turn into the shit show that Janet Mills turned it into???

Florida is like night and day compared to Maine. Paul LePage left a surplus that Mills pissed thru on illegals. She also gave money to any company that would put up those waste of money solar panels that are everywhere.

The only other thing Maine has going is pot stores that are everywhere. Berwick, Maine has over a dozen pot stores, most border towns have that many.

The only reason she got reelected is because she handed out $850 dollars to everyone in Maine. The F'ing inbreds in Maine couldn't figure out it was Covid money that guess what increased the national debt.

 

[cliffish]

you need to sell all ME properties, like I need to get out of NY!

 

[Zorba]

I don't know if this is pissing and moaning or not - but I just got home from performing in a dance showcase. Performances went well, blah, blah, blah, but towards the end of the show (I was finished by then), both my wife and I started getting headaches. By the time I got home, it was a friggin' 5 alarm fire. 600mg of Ibuprofen and 45 minutes later, its still there but has quieted down to a dull roar.

 

[Rickyd]

I don't know if this is pissing and moaning or not - but I just got home from performing in a dance showcase. Performances went well, blah, blah, blah, but towards the end of the show (I was finished by then), both my wife and I started getting headaches. By the time I got home, it was a friggin' 5 alarm fire. 600mg of Ibuprofen and 45 minutes later, its still there but has quieted down to a dull roar.

Carbon monoxide or something else? Anyone else have those symptoms?

 

[Zorba]

Carbon monoxide or something else? Anyone else have those symptoms?

Hmmm - I didn't think of anything like that. My wife and I sometimes will develop headaches at the same time, usually due to a front coming through. HOWEVER - there was a "fog machine" in light use, a quick Google reveals that those *can* cause headaches. I'm going to ask my dance sisters that were there...

 

[lBasket]

Carbon monoxide or something else? Anyone else have those symptoms?

Have you ever read that story about that guy on Reddit that was leaving notes for himself in his apartment when he was losing his memory from CO poisoning and had no idea where they were coming from

 

[Zorba]

Sigh...

I had to retrieve two large video files from a PHOOOOOONNE. I'm sure there's an easier way than how I was trying to do it, but it was a royal PITA. I finally found an "App" that works and at least claims it doesn't spy on you - I was able to set up an FTP server with it and FTP the files off of the smartphone into my computer where I can work with them. I don't know how anyone would willingly put up with such a crippled device, even doing normal file operations is a pain in the ass.

 

[Rickyd]

Sigh...

I had to retrieve two large video files from a PHOOOOOONNE. I'm sure there's an easier way than how I was trying to do it, but it was a royal PITA. I finally found an "App" that works and at least claims it doesn't spy on you - I was able to set up an FTP server with it and FTP the files off of the smartphone into my computer where I can work with them. I don't know how anyone would willingly put up with such a crippled device, even doing normal file operations is a pain in the ass.

 

[Apparition]

Sigh...

I had to retrieve two large video files from a PHOOOOOONNE. I'm sure there's an easier way than how I was trying to do it, but it was a royal PITA. I finally found an "App" that works and at least claims it doesn't spy on you - I was able to set up an FTP server with it and FTP the files off of the smartphone into my computer where I can work with them. I don't know how anyone would willingly put up with such a crippled device, even doing normal file operations is a pain in the ass.

I plug my phone in and grab the files off like it’s an external hard drive. Why make things more complicated?

 

[lBasket]

I plug my phone in and grab the files off like it’s an external hard drive. Why make things more complicated?

Willful ignorance makes the device harder to use? No way.