Idjits. Even as stupid kids back in the Dukes of Hazzard and Smokey and the Bandit days we knew those car jumping scenes were bullshit and never attempted it ourselves.
I was a slow learner, it took me a trying to jump the San Gabriel River in a 6month old YJ. I also learned a new word that day. It was hydrolocked pronounced pronounced “hy-dro-locked” which is slang for “Oh shit!!”