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Whooooo boy! Now we have the bi-annual post dance show photography drama! The person responsible for the lighting managed to misplace the main lights - so a sub-optimal layout was the best that could be done. Too bright in front, too dim in back. It didn't help that a certain troupe wore fucking virginal white dresses that were completely blown out in pix and vids with the dancers in the front, while the dancers in the rear are hard to see but there is a fabulous shadow show behind and above them. Something like this happens every single damn time - either they get an idiot photographer (we've had our share) or somebody fucks up the lighting or otherwise screws things up. They wanted me to video the thing - that didn't work out well because all I could do was setup the camera and let it run. Since they insisted that I locate said camera in a bad place, they got shitty blown out videos that only show about 2/3rds of the stage. But, its a simple case of GIGO - I gave them the crap video, told them why it was crap, and I'm not doing this again as I agreed to do this against my better judgement. The previous time I videoed a show, some idiot was waving a phucking PHOOOOOONNE around in my field of view not once but twice and I had sharp words with the guy.

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I'm just minorly annoyed because I didn't really have much effort into the thing. The guy that took the stills is PISSED! He's 20 hours in on post processing with lots more to do, trying to clean up the shitty lighting - he fortunately shot in RAW, which helps but isn't a panacea for bad lighting. At least it wasn't like the show about 3 years back where they were essentially dancing in the dark, and I pitched an absolute bitch about it. That show was fabulous, a Halloween show (like the current one) where everybody dresses in black and there's almost zero stage lighting.

It also isn't like a video taken at an Xmas show a few years back where the camera auto-focused on a certain dancer's navel ring and everything else was outta focus! And yes, before you ask, I was the "certain dancer"!

It has taken some time, but I've convinced a number of schools and administrators that I'm not a miracle worker and can only capture good photos and videos if the lighting is something I can work with. This means they've actually replaced some cheap LED bulbs (with crazy flicker and awful color cast!) with better ones, have me come and do a lighting check before events, give me dedicated shooting lanes, etc.

I can't count the number of times I've had directors/admin say "it seems plenty bright", and then after a 5 minute speech about how amazing the human eye is, they usually listen to me. Here's a shot we got after a much improved set of "Mary Poppins" at a local H.S...
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4 days in NYC for a family wedding. I didn’t see the appeal in my 20s and I certainly don’t see it in my 40s with a family.

$30-40 cab ride anywhere or a subway station smelling like piss

Weed covers the smell of trash in the streets

$35 for a pair of turkey sandwiches and a coke.

$50 for two drinks at the hotel bar.

Glad to be coming home to the south tomorrow.

Where in the world did you stay??

We go to NYC a few times a year, including a few shows at Madison Square Garden, and you're making those prices look cheap! Heck we were in Rome (and other parts of Italy) this summer and even in the "local" part of town (down a few side streets in Monti), the prices were considerably higher than NYC and Philly prices. I was quite shocked by it actually... there were a few places in some VERY tucked away corners that had good aperitivo pricing, but their off-menu stuff was still 10-20% higher than midtown NYC pricing. Florence and Venice were a little better, but not by much.
 
It has taken some time, but I've convinced a number of schools and administrators that I'm not a miracle worker and can only capture good photos and videos if the lighting is something I can work with. This means they've actually replaced some cheap LED bulbs (with crazy flicker and awful color cast!) with better ones, have me come and do a lighting check before events, give me dedicated shooting lanes, etc.
This has been an ongoing battle for several years. About 3 years back, I showed up for a showcase performance and it was essentially dark. Some wag had gotten ahold of a couple of those LED "effects lights" that were worse than useless. They refused to just leave the house lights on - this is a large ballroom dance studio, not anything with a real stage. I almost just turned around and walked out - never mind the cameras, the damn audience couldn't see anything either. I stayed because I wasn't going to make a scene and let my troupe sisters down in the two troupes I was in. My instructor and I also had a duette performance. The whole thing was craptacular - I did have words with our dance club president about it. Everyone's practiced and worked hard on their routines, at least have enough light so the performers can fucking be seen.

I personally bought the club a set of "okay" lights. They weren't perfect by any means, but at least the dancers could be seen, even though some complained about the brightness. We could only get them 6 feet off the floor, the owner of the studio won't let us put them in the rafters where they belong. Then my instructor got another set, slightly better. With those, plus mine, plus a couple of wash lights the club bought, they had a fairly decent setup. Not pro level by any means, but workable. My instructor's husband knows a bit about stage lighting, under his direction the lights were setup and weren't bad at all.

Then comes this show. Club president brings in all the lights EXCEPT the ones my instructor had bought - they were apparently in a storage unit somewhere, not kept with the rest of the lights. President and my instructors are also Coven sisters, and president knows she screwed the pooch. But to make this craptastic scene complete, instructor insisted I set up my (unattended) video cam off to one side...

The upshot is: 1) Instructor's husband did the stills, and is PISSED OFF about the lighting. He was actually able to finagle most of the pictures into a usable state because he shot in RAW, thank Goddess. 2) The video is trash. One of the troupes wore bright white dresses, and those got blown out, yet the back of the stage area is muddy - but the biggest gripe is that I was forced to put the camera to one side, arguments got me nowhere, and I was already doing the video against my better judgement.

So - instructor's husband isn't going to do it again, I'm ONLY going to do the video again if I have COMPLETE control over lighting, camera placement, and keeping audience smartphones the hell out of the field of view. I'm not more pissed about it for the simple reason that I didn't put much effort into the thing as I couldn't attend the camera and dance at the same time. So - GIGO - Garbage In, Garbage Out.
 
Bought three more cans of spam. Gonna find some recipe that makes it taste good. The Korean bbq sounds good. So does the bacon spam. Will try that in the morning. That stuff is CHEAP. Gotta find a way to like it😳😁

I love spam. Spam masubi is good and easy. I'll just slice it up, fry it, and eat it like chips dipped in mustard alot
 
I love spam. Spam masubi is good and easy. I'll just slice it up, fry it, and eat it like chips dipped in mustard alot

It sounds sooooo good to me and the recipes are endless. Lots of Asian foods which is one of my favorite. I bought one original thinking it’d beA good breakfast meat but didn’t like it.
 
It sounds sooooo good to me and the recipes are endless. Lots of Asian foods which is one of my favorite. I bought one original thinking it’d beA good breakfast meat but didn’t like it.

Now that we have discussed the finer points of Spam, the all American hunting staple.........

Take a gander at the cooking thread for some real food!!!!
 
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