You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Whoa.
Wait, Happy Days wasn't a movie...
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“It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!”
They Confiscated Everything, Even The Stuff We Didn’t Steal!
“I live my life a quarter mile at a time“
"I want my two dollars"
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me"
