Novak Conversions Jeep Wrangler TJ engine mounts

Making your TJ less likely to be stolen

Jerry Bransford

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Anchor pots installed in your driveway, then chain/lock the axles to them.

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Maybe one of these clipped onto the body to discourage touching...

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There was a company that did chargers for electric fences and one of them had a cartoon cow upside down with the x for each eye indicating the power level. I always wanted one just for the label.
 
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Anchor pots installed in your driveway, then chain/lock the axles to them.

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Maybe one of these clipped onto the body to discourage touching...

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My roommate had a real nice Buick regal that a dog in the neighborhood was peeing on the rims- He hooked a fence charger to it.

This is the same guy we had people coming in and getting our beer from opening the knob at the louvered back door window

We drove some short nails through a gopher rat trap and screwed to the door

That broke them from sucking eggs.

If you want your TJ to never get stolen just take it over to @tr21triton s place....Tell him to make it look like his. Nobody will want it then.
 
@Jerry Bransford this is better in off-topic :)

Anyone falling for a rust decal ain't the sharpest tool in the book, and for that level of dumb .. a club on the steering wheel is an equally good deterrent, I think.
 
My roommate had a real nice Buick regal that a dog in the neighborhood was peeing on the rims- He hooked a fence charger to it.

This is the same guy we had people coming in and getting our beer from opening the knob at the louvered back door window

We drove some short nails through a gopher rat trap and screwed to the door

That broke them from sucking eggs.

If you want your TJ to never get stolen just take it over to @tr21triton s place....Tell him to make it look like his. Nobody will want it then.

or let AndyG do a few mods to it. they might try to steal it but they wont get far !
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or let AndyG do a few mods to it. they might try to steal it but they wont get far !

Real funny🙃

When I said the wheels wouldn’t go with it if I sold it I meant it.

Notice how creepy his shadow is. You could sell that image to scary magazines. Jeepers Creepers.






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take a tire off at night, put it back on in the morning. saves you a trip to the gym if you're into that
 
OK here's another way to discourage theft for you folks who still have the factory radio, just turn the volume up all the way before you shut the engine off then take the knob with you.

Looks around, ok, well that's annoying, turns ignition back to off, pulls the radio fuse, turns it back to start/run, drives off quietly.
 
Novak Conversions Jeep Wrangler TJ engine mounts