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Because they get bumped accidentally all the time - and far, FAR worse, kids can mess with them. Never mind that its just a stupid place to put a control that you use once or twice over the lifetime of the appliance.
I have never seen a fridge with the controls outside of the unit.
That's probably because "they" figured out fairly quick that its a bad idea. Unfortunately, I'm stuck with one. The settings get "bumped" a couple of times a year.
Years later, I have never had this problem.
I have a granddaughter, Then there's my wife - she's of the "press buttons until it works" school.
With Absolutely no slight to your wife ! In commercial maintenance arenas we would refer to machine operators that did that as . KTI's Knob Turning Idiots !
With Absolutely no slight to your wife ! In commercial maintenance arenas we would refer to machine operators that did that as . KTI's Knob Turning Idiots !
Or BPI. I love my wife dearly, and she is very smart. But she also loves to play the helpless female act - most women do.
I was sitting at a light today, this guy walked by my car talking to himself because I didn't see a phone, or earbuds.
He was saying f'ing bitch, that f'ing bitch over and over. When I first saw him I thought if you wanted to take a walk it's perfect weather for it. Then after I heard him I was thinking rather than going to jail for beating, or killing whoever the f'ing bitch is he decided I better take a long walk.
I'm thinking more people need to take a walk.
He was saying f'ing bitch, that f'ing bitch over and over. When I first saw him I thought if you wanted to take a walk it's perfect weather for it. Then after I heard him I was thinking rather than going to jail for beating, or killing whoever the f'ing bitch is he decided I better take a long walk.
I'm thinking more people need to take a walk.
Average crackhead bum ass behavior out here
Reminded me of the time I was at a bike party in Algona, Iowa with a bunch of friends. It was the first year they had it there after moving from Humboldt.
One night, after the last concert got over, I started walking back to camp by myself because my buds all left early.
Here's this guy who is WAAAYYY inebriated, staggering his way down the road in the same direction I was headed.
(This needs to be said in your best, drunken slurring voice)-
"Fuck'm all but SIX, fuckm all but SIX!"
I got up along side him, stopped and asked him if he was ok.
"My f@*king buddies all left me!"
Then a light came on and he changed his tune.
"You know what, it only takes one to carry an Urn!"
He turns and continues on his journey.
"Fuckm all but ONE! Fuckm all but ONE!"
I went to Gainesville Florida on Monday for a full day of testing, and Doctor appointments. I wasn't looking forward to this but I was glad they had them all lined up rather than multiple trips.
The reason I'm saying all this is because I'm sitting the stage for the funny conversation I had with one of the doctors.
The doctor told me why I had the tests he ordered MRI, and Cat Scan. He said 1,600 plus reference data points will be entered into a computer to see if my skull is to thick. I said I could've saved you a lot of time just call my son, he would be more than happy to tell you.
The doctor told me it's really not about the overall thickness it's about the thickness of certain layers of the brain. If those layers are to thick they won't be able to burn the 4 cm part of the brain they want.
He said I imagine there is hair under your hat? I said not much, he said you won't after I shave you. Then we'll screw bolts into your skull.
The burning of that part of the brain will cause it to expand which will compress the area around the spot. So when he is done I'll slur my words, I will have a hard time searching for words, and I will need to use a walker. The rest will hopefully go back to normal in a few months but the walker might be permanent.
So knee first then neck, and last but not least my brain.
The reason I'm saying all this is because I'm sitting the stage for the funny conversation I had with one of the doctors.
The doctor told me why I had the tests he ordered MRI, and Cat Scan. He said 1,600 plus reference data points will be entered into a computer to see if my skull is to thick. I said I could've saved you a lot of time just call my son, he would be more than happy to tell you.
The doctor told me it's really not about the overall thickness it's about the thickness of certain layers of the brain. If those layers are to thick they won't be able to burn the 4 cm part of the brain they want.
He said I imagine there is hair under your hat? I said not much, he said you won't after I shave you. Then we'll screw bolts into your skull.
The burning of that part of the brain will cause it to expand which will compress the area around the spot. So when he is done I'll slur my words, I will have a hard time searching for words, and I will need to use a walker. The rest will hopefully go back to normal in a few months but the walker might be permanent.
So knee first then neck, and last but not least my brain.
Good luck dude. That's some crazy sci-fi type stuff
Sucks getting old. Persevere my Friend. The search for words and slurring will be frustrating. I wish you a fast and complete recovery.
I'm almost hoping that my skull is to thick because sometimes it's better to deal with the devil you know then the devil you don't know. They can't drill into my skull to put a probe in my brain (deep brain stimulation) isn't an option due to other medical issues. So if they can't burn that 4 cm spot on my brain they can't do anything else to my brain. Then it's just my knee replacement, and neck surgery.
My mother always said as long as you're living and breathing you're going to have problems.
My mother always said as long as you're living and breathing you're going to have problems.
When I worked as a X-ray tech I worked on a lot of brain surgeries. I was amazed at how often the patient didn’t go under anesthesia for their procedure and were wide awake. The reason for this is that the patient had to give feed back to the Surgeon so he could tell he was in the correct location. I was there to take film for documentation before the Dr energized the probe. It’s weird looking at a head with the top removed and the brain visible. Neurosurgeons have balls of steel and some don’t let you forget it.
I have Verizon and of course I can't make or receive phone calls. My phone and the wife's went out first thing. The son and his wife's phone in Maine were working until around 7 pm.
I can send messages with my Wi-Fi but I can't make phone calls over the Internet for some reason normally I can??
I can send messages with my Wi-Fi but I can't make phone calls over the Internet for some reason normally I can??
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